assuming is bad you should never assume

anytime someone assumes

“Hey man it’s probably gonna rain”
“Assuming is bad you should never assume”
“Oh sorry man do you forgive me?”

by YourSmallWiener October 16, 2022

I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy

It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!

Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.

by Hym Iam November 3, 2022

Grateful, never hateful

This is an expression that depicts one should always have gratitude and be grateful, never hateful.

Listen here, Linda. Grateful, never hateful!

You know what.. Grateful, never hateful.

by LingDanc803 July 6, 2023

I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Noticed He Never Has A Gender Reveal And Has No Emotive Force Around It

I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Noticed He Never Has A Gender Reveal And Has No Emotive Force Around It I

I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Noticed He Never Has A Gender Reveal And Has No Emotive Force Around It I

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

Never Say Never

If time itself was his demeanor
There'd be no sunlight or a glimmer
Of sunlight landin' on the street
Some say girls must be discreet
Some say girls must be discreet
Nursing their fathers locked inside
They masqueraded as his bride
I might like you better
If we slept together
I might like you better
If we slept together
I might like you better
If we slept together
But there's somethin'
In your eyes that says
Maybe that's never
Never say never
They slump by the courthouse with windburn skin

That man could give a fuck
About the grin on your face
As you walk by, randy as a goat
He's sleepin' on papers
But he'd be warm in your coat
I might like you better
If we slept together
I might like you better
If we slept together
I might like you better
If we slept together
But there's somethin'
In your eyes that says
Maybe that's never
Never say never
There's no easy way to lose your sight
On the street, on the stairs
Who's on your flight
Old couple walks by, as ugly as sin
But he's got her, she's got him
I might like you better
If we slept together
I might like you better
If we slept together
I might like you better
If we slept together
I might like you better
If we slept together
I might like you better
If we slept together
But there's somethin'
In your eyes that says
Maybe that's never
Never say never
I might like you better
If we slept together
I might like you better
If we slept together
I might like you better
If we slept together

by Death Menace August 10, 2023

Do we have any questions? We never do.

A common phrase said by my history teacher.

After asking questions for study guides, “do we have any questions? We never do.”

by 01011000 December 10, 2025

Never

Gonna

Never

by Orrinpants August 23, 2022