Devil Music

Music that a parent and or elder person deems unholy, inappropriate, or plain loud noise. Examples: Metal, Hard Rap, Dubstep

Turn that devil music off!!!! But Mom, it’s Rage Against the Machine it speaks to me!

by The Wordington Guy December 20, 2017

world music

Songs with lyrics that YOU do not understand.

Bwanbale: Why you lisaan to Ugandan opera, ha? Wha iz yo problam, brotha?
Chad: Be quiet and let me enjoy my World Music!
Bwanbale: That's nat wha we call it heah!

by Mark Leung Hates You January 11, 2018

the music illuminati

An active (public) kik Group Chat filled with rapists, chances, cheats and other scrupulous/unsavory individuals. Meant to have began before time™ was invented. Charged with the mental preservation of the New World Music and shaming of the common simian. Thought to be responsible for the deaths of hundreds of music icons (see Chris Cornell)

“The Music Illuminati strikes again! Claiming Chris Cornell in mid 2017!”

by THEBOOKOFYEET October 19, 2017

Tumblr Music

The music listened to by the users on Tumblr. Artists considered "emo", are considered normal on Tumblr

Ya I could hear the Tumblr Music coming from the 21 Pilots concert last night!

by Donkey Dick Daryl November 26, 2017

music of the spheres

Farting. The spheres are the buttcheeks!

gather round brothers and sisters, and hear the music of the spheres!
PFFFFFFT.

by TheGoyWonder February 22, 2017

TenSing musical

Euphemism for going on a Tinder date.

Erlend: sorry I couldn't join you guys yesterday. I had to rehearse for a TenSing musical.
Fredrik: really? Because we had eyes on you and a very cute blonde at Laundromat...

Erlend: folds all right, I was at a Tinder date.

Everybody: hahahaha

by DJHellduck June 10, 2016

Crofters The Musical

A beautiful musical About the Jam Crofters sung by Thomas sanders himself
. He sings of how wild blueberry who knew that their bafoonery would bear fruit so Devine. Even he doesn’t have the vocabulary to describe what he’s feeling inside

crofters The musical: a jam just as tasty as theirs “crofters, the only jelly I put in my belly”

by Fander_2319 March 2, 2020