Miles

This guy sucks ass. He's mean, stubborn, loves Valorant and grinds on that shit everyday until hes broke, Even playing it on the fucking toilet. He's badass as hell and he pulls at least 0.76 women at least once a full moon. He's short as fuck and he has to jump to reach the doorknob. He's indeed very gay. W

"Whos miles?"

Miles: "Me, you dumbass."

"Damn. You short man."

Miles: "I know."

by FoolishWren May 5, 2023

national slap miles day

today is your day to slap a miles. give him the biggest five star you can because today is your day to do it.

drew: *slaps miles*
miles: "hey what was that for ?!"
drew: "it's national slap miles day"
miles: "oh, makes sense"

by weirdo0102 December 9, 2021

Fifteen Miles of Bad Road

When someone, as they age, goes from looking hot to looking like fifteen miles of bad road

Have you seen Lia? She was hot in high school! She looks like fifteen miles of bad road now.

by Siouxsie Supertramp April 27, 2023

irish mile

n. The distance you can walk before passing out after a night of heavy drinking at the bar.

Clarissa's irish mile is the first place she sits down.

by rienholt May 20, 2015

Miles Nicholas

Miles Nicholas is a fun outgoing person whom you’d love to be around most of the time . He is fun loving and a caring boyfriend. He is always there when you need them.
Miles understands how you feel without you telling him
But beware of him! He might actually kill you when trying to show off his jujutsu moves ！

Friend : why are you always happy?
Me: I have a Miles Nicholas in my life

by Tsul January 22, 2023

Miles

A dude with a really large ass

Miles' ass is sooooooooooooo fat, like oh my god its huge.

by racingflxmes October 22, 2020

Miles Cumborne

Famous actor

Miles Cumborne is a famous actor

by james nobsom May 10, 2023