mexican gang banger wannabe

mexican gang banger wannabe's are simply every where now days, they start like that when they are born and when they first found out what sex,drugs,and guns do.When they go to school on the first day alls they do is talk.By the time the grades 3,4,and 5 (if they can) they are cracking sexual jokes and bullying the smart pretty and handsome kids.By the time of high school they drop out and star hanging out on the corner of the block try to steal peoples wallets and purses to try buy a cheap gun like a high point.(a high point is the worst gun brand in the world like a piece of whale shit morphed into the shape of a large bulky gun.) Once they get the piece of cheap shit they buy some crap ass ammo and try to kill people.On the inside of there small mind they think they are the best when there just a ass licking hippie.

a unknown mexican is knocking on your door what do you do?grab a 12 gage shot gun and kill there ass before they try to kill you! that is what you should do a "mexican gang banger wannabe".

by the journal September 17, 2013

Mexican Butt Raped

Tis when a mexican fucks you up the ass with a burrito (may or may not be extra spicy)

Maddie: "I was wondering a dark alley, when all the sudden this mexican jumps out of nowhere, shoves me head first in a garbage bin and mexican butt raped me. Damn that burrito was extra hott"

Sophie: "thats awesome... i mean awful"

by MizzSmartyPantzz457 May 15, 2014

mexican handstand

Some one let's their partner pee in there butt while doing a handstand

"Brandon always brought an extra towel for Tyler's Mexican handstand urine.

by Rocket Squirt August 17, 2015

Mexican Dab

A Mexican dab is the act of dabbing in a chain. The first person dabs in such a way that they knock the next person into a dab. This continues in a chain and everybody applauds in your triumph.

'Yo Sam, you see that awesome Mexican dab at the game last night?"
'I know man, it was mental'

by WAWAW May 11, 2016

Mexican Fuckboy

A Mexican Fuckboy is a Mexican guy that plays with girls feelings, flirts with girls even if their girlfriend allows it, does drugs, wears Suavecito, and can be found skating or playing soccer.

Some common Mexican Fuckboy names are Pablo, Juan, Alex, Luis, Emmanuel, Omar, etc...

by Stonedmaker October 15, 2016

MexiCan

To be canned and replaced by a Mexican who works for less

The other day at work, I was MexiCanned, and Jose got my job!

by Elcarp November 15, 2011

Mexican Air-Guitar

The activity of landscapers(typically of the Latino persuasion) swinging their leaf blowers and weed-wackers around during spring cleanup time in the Northeast USA.

"I can't even hear myself think! Those landscapers next-door playing Mexican Air-Guitar are annoying the shit out of me with that noise!"

by Neontom March 14, 2009