me- " i love madison elle beer so much she's beautiful" random bitches on the internet- "shes full of plastic shes so fake omg" like no tf
by tyler durden mb March 31, 2025
Get the madison elle beermug. She is the most beautiful girl you’ll see, with dark brown hair and blue eyes, some faint freckles, and an amazing smile. She never fails to make you smile. She’ll love you unconditionally, with her whole heart, and never cheat. You can make a mistake in her eyes and everyone else’s, but Madison will always be quick to give you a second chance at being her friend and maybe more. If you get a Madison in your life that matches this description, love her, laugh with her, make her laugh, don’t hurt her, and never let her go. You’re life will be so much more joyful and entertaining. She brings life to yours, rocks out to the strangest of songs, and dresses up in the silliest clothes to make other people happy. Madison will do anything for you, so return the favor. She is one of a kind, there is none other like her. Keep her close to your heart and love each other like nobody else has loved.
“What’s your name?”
“Madison.”
“I can already tell you’re going to be a great person to be around, don’t let me down.”*chuckles*
*Smiles*“I’ll try my best not to.”
“Madison.”
“I can already tell you’re going to be a great person to be around, don’t let me down.”*chuckles*
*Smiles*“I’ll try my best not to.”
by Nathan Weatherbee November 4, 2018
Get the Madisonmug. Madison Bad definition
Madison is an ugly bitch she is a bossy ass she looks like fucking Peppa Pig crossbred with a leprechaun and like a shriveled-up old lady
Madison Good definition
She is nice she gives good advice and is a fine friend
Madison is an ugly bitch she is a bossy ass she looks like fucking Peppa Pig crossbred with a leprechaun and like a shriveled-up old lady
Madison Good definition
She is nice she gives good advice and is a fine friend
Person 1: She is Ugly
Person: 2 She Is a Madison
Person: I like that girl
Person: Of course you do she is a Madison
Person: 2 She Is a Madison
Person: I like that girl
Person: Of course you do she is a Madison
by _under1score_ November 30, 2023
Get the Madisonmug. a girl that is very pretty and has a nice taste of music but the whole opposite when it comes to clothes but she has a chill vibe and it’s pretty easy to catch feelings for her
by 2fye July 14, 2019
Get the Madison Applemug. To be Madison Glover'ed, is to be set up on a blind date with an ugly chick. A chick who is so ugly, you wouldn't consider even taking one for the team.
While it has become a popular household phrase across the Nation, it originated in Boise,ID by a native local. He coined the term after seeing the face of His blind date,Madison. To His dismay, the chick was Dog Faced Ugly. A real Garbage Can looking broad.
So scary in fact, Legend has it, His screams were heard as far as Caldwell,ID
While it has become a popular household phrase across the Nation, it originated in Boise,ID by a native local. He coined the term after seeing the face of His blind date,Madison. To His dismay, the chick was Dog Faced Ugly. A real Garbage Can looking broad.
So scary in fact, Legend has it, His screams were heard as far as Caldwell,ID
Hey Brandon B. my ol' lady said she has a friend she wants you to meet. We should all grab some drinks!
"No thanks Pal! Last time I did that, I got
Madison Glover'ed"
"No thanks Pal! Last time I did that, I got
Madison Glover'ed"
by ҽӀվՏɩɑ🌰🐿ɠ๏ŋʑ๏ June 17, 2020
Get the Madison Glover'edmug. Madison noble is a hoe and like penis in her mouth and ass and take two medium and large sized penises at the same time bc that’s the only way she can have pleasure and there names have to be drew and kaden or else she won’t like it
by Hoes mad 69 June 13, 2019
Get the Madison noblemug. 