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lesbian lumber jack 

A lesbian who is so manly and dirty she looks like a lumber jack

dude did you see that dyke marie total lesbian lumber jack

Or

so eric nice lesbian lumber jack you brought to dinner its a shame she will be having my grandchildren
lesbian lumber jack by Mike Valente December 14, 2008

lesbian friday 

term used to describe a day where you do absolutely nothing, nothing productive anyway

insert any day of the week you want
The boss is pissed we didn't get anything done today.

Yeah, i almost feel bad for him because he doesn't know tomorrow is lesbian friday. We're not gonna do dick.
lesbian friday by lowass3173 December 19, 2009

Lesbian Vampire 

A lesbian who will eat a girl out on her period.
Lisa: I ate my girl friend out last night, even though she was on her period.
Sam: AH! You lesbian vampire! Sick!
Lesbian Vampire by Cambrey August 11, 2010

Lesbian Teabagging 

When you take your girlfriends' tampon out with your teeth during oral sex
Baby, you can go down there but I'm on the rag and NOT in the mood for lesbian Teabagging tonight.
Lesbian Teabagging by Jancy05 January 13, 2011

lesbian slouch 

The call of the lesbian. If you see a quazi-tom boy female lurking about, check to see if she has the slouch, if so..she's a lesbian. If not back off she is not into chicks.
"Hey Kenny, I'm not a lesbian, I don't have the lesbian slouch."
lesbian slouch by nacho mamma August 4, 2009

Lesbian Doritos 

Fresh popcorn cooked in vegetable oil and sprinkled with salt and nutritional Yeast
OMG I have these vegans coming over to watch the movie, I guess I'll have to whip up some lesbian doritos so they can have a snack.
Lesbian Doritos by Jaybirdinaustin November 15, 2011