thats not what your momma said last night

a comeback or insult saying you slept with a persons momma and she was moaning and such

your ugly thats not what your momma said last night

by Groundhog July 26, 2006

First: Where Gracious Professionalism Comes Last

A term used commonly by the FIRST and specifically FLL robotics community referencing the unfair political bias of FLL - that same people who hipcritially perpetrate the concept of 'Gracious Professionalism'.

'P1': Dude, the BAE sponsored team won NH state again.
'P2': First: where gracious professionalism comes last

by anon12443 March 31, 2009

you were a little hard on the beaver last night

1) Quote from the the 1957 classic TV show "Leave it to Beaver"

2) When a male sexually pleases a female sometimes inducing pain, but always pleasure ;)

Bridget: "Wow, last night was bad."
Muhammad: "What do you mean? I had a great time!"
Bridget: "Yeah but you were a little hard on the beaver last night..."

by Justin Manfred Weaver December 22, 2008

daria <insert long last name here>

sweetest person alive, sexy mf, my fave person,

will daria <insert long last name here> marry me?

no, she’s sonny’s

by sonnyasf May 2, 2021

{You fools, this is officially the last definition in the archives!}

I beat you all! Hahahahahaha!

Me rn:{You fools, this is officially the last definition in the archives!}

by TrueDragonzzz Gaming November 1, 2019

i dont give a dead mans last fuck

When you've reached the point of no return in terms of giving a dead mans last fuck. You simply do not care. There is not enough nihilism in the fucking world to describe the immensity of the fuck that you do not give.

>If you don't stay for overtime, I'll write you up!

<I dont give a dead mans last fuck

by ConsensualRapist August 2, 2011

Ya but I drank Four Loko last night

An excuse widely excepted in the college world. A way of excusing behavior as totally understandable that would otherwise be considered illegal, embarrassing, self destructing, or weird.

Tony: "Damn it Mike you peed in the refrigerator again."

Mike: "Ya but I drank Four Loko last night."

Tony: "Oh well in that case."

by KSkrilla January 23, 2011