loose lampshade

The act of stretching one's vaginal lips to completely cover another's skull.

"dude, she pulled a loose lampshade over my head!"

by cody chapman January 19, 2009

Loose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he wasn't so tight.

"I went THE WHOLE NINE YARDS with the girl, but she was Loose Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Loosey Moosey

A term used to describe beefy, hairy, ugly-hot men that enjoy casual encounters in rest stops, the corners in under lit clubs...pretty much anywhere. They are more muscular than a bear, but are not necessarily a muscle head. Despite their physicality, they prefer to be dominated.

Did you see that loosey moosey on his belly in the back of that bread truck?

by beardedragon5 September 20, 2010

loos butt hole

someone that is not being cool

Nick:did u see Brandon today

Romeo:yeah he is being a loos butt hole

by killingspree2121 July 6, 2012

Loose labia

When a person is overly particular and pedantic about what others say, to the point that they ruin conversations and don't let anybody have any fun.

Person 1: "Hey, has anybody seen the Mitchell and Webb show, that looks fantastic"

Person 2: "Nope, I've not heard of it, but I know of That Mitchell and Webb look and I hear its fantastic"

Person 1: "You are the biggest loose labia I've ever met Jeff"

by Etymizzle November 20, 2012

loose meat sandwich

it's when you are having a devil's three way, but you accidentally cross swords and lose your boner.

i was really getting into my threesome with bill and susie, but then we crossed swords and it turned into a real loose meat sandwich.

by andrewisawesome November 30, 2016

loose grip

When giving a lazy handjob and the grip is laxidazical

She was giving me the laziest handjob with that loose grip

by The tarantula November 30, 2016