Kevin

Kevin’s are a fat ugly fuck, unibrow and un healthy, fish bowl in hockey, bench warmer and the friend groups rag doll

Kevin is so weird

by Mr ottigali September 9, 2019

kevins

1. The fans of Evan and Katelyn gaming streams on twitch and youtube.
2. The zombie villagers in minecraft
3. The villagers with a death wish in minecraft.

"We are all Kevin's on this glorious day!"
"Oh a Kevin spawned. I must capture him and cure him to grow my dying minecraft village"
"We have to protect the Kevins from themselves."

by Humblycrumbly April 8, 2020

Kevin

A guy named Kevin is usually an aesthetic simp that enjoys Travelers Club Vodka, eating ass pre-workout, purchasing tinder gold, and screaming rip Cris rip Sam while listening to country music and drowning his sorrows in shitty vodka.

I cant believe that guy he is such a Kevin.

by Fact=Fact April 9, 2020

Kevin

A dry person who has no emotions laughs like a cardboard box and has a beer belly. His voice puts you to sleep and he is the boy version of a Karen. Most kevin's are known to be born in the 90's.

Kevin : Guys do your work

Felisha : No, you already bored me to my death

by shdjhsdvsvw3 September 9, 2020

Kevin

Kevin is basically a kid with a huge penis. Although it’s huge girls tend not to like him because he is very unattractive. Socially awkward.

Kevin is so awesome!

by Eekiekeekie December 2, 2018

Kevin

Normally a pice of shit and sucks di- I mean uhh hehe he is normally gay

kevin lemme smash

by I eat elmers glue January 26, 2019

Kevin's Mom

What I do EVERYDAY... at lunch..

Hey man, did you get into anything good after work??

Yeah buddy, Kevin's mom...

by SomTingWong April 30, 2021