Machine gun kelly

most hottest person ever

damnnnn have you seen colson baker? aka machine gun kelly? he’s sooo sexy

by mgklover4lifelol September 7, 2021

Kelly

A common name for the female gender that originates from countries such as Ireland, England, and Scotland. Although many people with the name Kelly can have good qualities, some typical and common qualities they can acquire include: an IQ lower than 0, overly large lips, platinum blonde hair (that depicts the stereo type "dumb blonde" quite well), an quiet but obvious obsession with sex, and a very aggressive addiction with lying. Just your everyday white trash white lie white girl.

omg, your such a kelly

did you hear what kelly did to thomas last weekend? I heard they did it a bush behind the high school

by blackmamba101 April 29, 2014

Kelly Clarksyndrom

Someone who was skinny and attractive but becomes overweight and fat in a short period of time

Have you seen Jen? She got major Kelly Clarksyndrom since she moved to Toronto.

by THEVOTES August 14, 2009

Kelly Clarkson

Good Singer, but is looking a little too much like Hilary Duff, but she has good lyrics

Here I am
Once Again
I'm Torned Into Pieces
Can't Deny it, Can't Pretend
Just Thought You Were the one
Broken Up Deep Inside
But You Won't Get To See The Tears I cried
Behind These Hazel Eyes

by .brandons-wife. September 16, 2005

Kelly-Ann

A gangly freak, who speaks good england, poor spelling, likes raisins, fish pie and shoving a whole pizza in her gob, speaks a lot, sexual fetish for the colour purple.

Normally found on a strange tropical island, Jersey? A rare, gangly creature.

Always up for a laugh, although can get quite aggressive if drunk or you don't let her lick your plate!

"SHUT THE FUCK UP Kelly-Ann!"
"You is WAISTED Kelly-Ann"
"Raisin sandwhich Kelly-Ann"
"You're making me juicy Kelly-Ann!"
"Your chops gonna flop out Kelly-Ann!"
"Fuck a duck Kelly-Ann!!"

by Becky Kat + Paula February 3, 2008

Kelly

the art of being a complete failure in every aspect of life

wow you are really good at kellying your life

by KIKA876 February 8, 2010

Kelly

1. Random coworker in the office who always orders lunch but never pays or shorts you on what she owes. 2. Random coworker who never orders lunch but always eats half of yours

1. I'm going to pull a kelly and not pay you for lunch. 1. I'm going to pull a kelly and eat half your lunch...hope you aren't "that" hungry.

by lunchbitch February 18, 2015