by Cockroachesandpeanuts November 29, 2021
The outgoing British Prime Minister with a bad haircut and worse face, he’s another person who has made populism a dirty word.
Boris Johnson couldn’t handle his Parliament much less his own affairs. While everyone else had to cut back on parties and other get-togethers a few years ago, he had to turn Number 10 Downing Street into a nightclub.
by The Real Canadian July 07, 2022
Person One : “Man my life has been so hard ever since my wife left me and my house blew up
Tommy Johnson : “Boy do I have the product for you”
Tommy Johnson : “Boy do I have the product for you”
by TommyJohnson2005 April 05, 2021
This begins with the lady furiously masturbating her gentleman's penis. At the moment of ejaculation he performs a motorboat maneuver between his good lady's breasts (pushing the breasts together whilst shaking his face between them and slobbering), thus replicating pull starting a johnson outboard on a motorboat.
She had a rack to die for, so I bought her a drink and she gave me a Johnson outboard in the toilets.
by the_bosshog February 28, 2011
Man that dude has a super small penis, it's less than 1 inch. Its almost as small as Benjamin Johnson's penis.
by X.2 August 28, 2019
YouTube creator famous for making videos across America of the many different cities, states, and regions around exposing the good, the bad, and the ugly of every one of them. There are those people who follow him that will say he’s right on point and at other times they will be those that tell him how he’s a liar, racist, and question if he has ever been to these places he films about.
Have you seen Nick Johnson’s videos on YouTube? He made a video of the 10 worst cities in Texas yesterday and today he supposed to have a video of the 10 worst cities in Ohio.
by Zero2infinity April 14, 2023
Cassidy Johnson is a beautiful person. This person is born in the month of may and catches the eye of many males due to this persona natural occurring beauty. While this person is granted a life with natural beauty many men look for, this person is also cursed. The curse this person is bornil with comes from believing they are not beautiful,which cause this person to become insecure about their body. While this person attracts the eyes of many, this person may also be the best of friends, and comes in a package of great humor and personality. This person also get their heart broken due to their rush into relationships when young at age, now while they have bad relationships, this person will find the person they love, into which this person create a great family with while they still has a wonderful long lasting friends ship with others.
I have a friend cassidy Johnson and I wish for this to be approved for her, if not I'll try once again later in life.
by Its Mr.Caje December 03, 2016