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Totally Jocked

To be totally jocked is to be built like Requis. I.e, Dwayne the Rock Johnson. To get totally jocked, everything you do has to be an exercise, even sleeping.
Woah, that dude is totally jocked! Wow! That dude is so hot because he is totally jocked.
by TheJockedMaster May 24, 2021
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Floppy Jockey

When a guy inserts his pp into a girl, unerect
Thomas performed a floppy jockey on Samantha
by UrNansGotSkidders55 January 15, 2022
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Jibbit-Joker

If you are obligated to drink as a consequence of a drinking game, use the JIBBIT-Joker to smoke a Joint instead. The joint must contain a minimum of 0.5-1g of pure cannabis. You may use this Joker once a day, no more.
I lost at Kingscup?! I am going to use my JIBBIT-Joker
by Emma F. March 30, 2022
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Lane Jockey

A driver who weaves in and out of traffic, with frequent lane changes, in the hopes of reaching their destination 2-3 minutes faster than those behind them. They usually fail to use their turn indicators. Same type of driver who pulls the on-ramp hero maneuver.
Did you see that f*cking lane jockey? He nearly caused a wreck!
by Mr70Homers August 18, 2022
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The Joker’s Smile

The joker’s smile is a sex move in which you have sex with a woman while she’s on her period. Right before you’re about to cum you pull out and nut on her face. You then take the palm of your hand and smear it to cover her entire face. You then take your dick with period blood on it and wipe it on her lips and up the cheek to resemble the joker’s makeup.
Yo! I just hooked up with a chick and did The Joker’s Smile on her! She was so surprised!
by Rickytickyman June 14, 2023
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handle bar jockey

did you see the handle bar jockey pull up to the park.
by NowWayDudeS April 19, 2021
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Bollocking Knob Jockey

A person who does not abide by the basic human principles, they influence bad behaviours among surrounding people; Often the younger generation
Person 1: “Why are they doing that?”

Person 2: “They are a Bollocking Knob Jockey, they can’t help it”

Person 1: “Oh, ok. I understand now. Thank you!”

Person 2: “Your welcome
by A total slag March 31, 2022
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