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Jessica Seaborne Jones

So sexy and amazing she has a massive ass.
Jessica Seaborne Jones ? Wow!
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Jessica Elizabeth Ventura

She’s the only one you’ll ever need. She’s a real friend. Even through the toughest times you’ll always know she’s there. You may not have known her for a long time

, but you’ll want to know her forever. One day she’ll get bored and search up her name here and I hope she’ll see this. You’re absolutely needed. Loved. Worthy. And enough. Enough. You don’t have to try. You don’t have to fail. You don’t have to succeed. Your perfect. A Jessica Elizabeth Ventura is the word for a best friend you’ll ever need. Your world, your sun your stars and your moon. And you’ll never need anyone else as long as you have her. I lava you.
“Oh my, did you see Jessica Elizabeth Ventura walk by,” (answer..) “Yes dude, she’s perfect and I need her in my life.”
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Jessica Elizabeth Ventura

She’s the only one you’ll ever need. She’s a real friend. Even through the toughest times you’ll always know she’s there. You may not have known her for a long time

, but you’ll want to know her forever. One day she’ll get bored and search up her name here and I hope she’ll see this. You’re absolutely needed. Loved. Worthy. And enough. Enough. You don’t have to try. You don’t have to fail. You don’t have to succeed. Your perfect. A Jessica Elizabeth Ventura is the word for a best friend you’ll ever need. Your world, your sun your stars and your moon. And you’ll never need anyone else as long as you have her. I lava you.
“Oh my, did you see Jessica Elizabeth Ventura walk by,” (answer..) “Yes dude, she’s perfect and I need her in my life.”
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Jessica

a very mean girl
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Caught a Jessica

The opposite of PTSD. When you remember every thing at once with all five senses. It is so true no one can understand you. Adjectives replace pronouns and possession. Example, "Are you okay?" "Babel. Sorry I just caught a Jessica."
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Neil and Jessica

They are the dream couple, a couple meant to be. Two different energies always create a beautiful bond, one that everyone looks up to. People say a lot of rubbish, but against all odds, they manage to be the best couple ever
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Jessica

Most of the rich and bratty kids at my school.

Won't shut the fuck up about how rich her daddy is
Like seriously-NO ONE CARES JESSICA
Jessica: My daddy is the CEO of Fortnite.
Dickhead: first of all, your so-called 'daddy' is drunk as fuck
second, your adopted, and third, he's probably on drugs
Everyone: Agrees

*Disclaimer* if your name is Jessica, please do not take this as an insult.
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