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Jayden

Jayden is a blonde nincompoop with a trashy haircut and an overgrown beard which looks like bleached rabbit pubes. Jayden is rude, ugly and a pedo. Jayden is an insignificant thing, not worthy of being a human.
“Have you seen Jayden today?”

“You mean the straggly homeless looking thing?”
by Augfhdhhdhshfgddhhdhdh August 28, 2025
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upon meeting a Jayden, you’ll find “starstruck” the most accurate word. From his fashion to his easy going and wonderful personality Jayden is the one of the most perfect specimen of men you will ever be pleased to meet.

Jaydens usually distract themselves with

- cod
- cars
& TRACK!!!

if you meet a jayden please keep him or else i’ll come steal him
OMG HE WAS SUCH A JAYDEN”

“ NO WAYY
by omgwtfishapoening September 12, 2021
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Jayden is the best girl you will ever meet she will beat you up when needed but is a great best friend to have. She is also most likely a cheerleader. She has beautiful brown hair and brown eyes. She’s friends with everyone!
You know a Jayden that’s awesome!!
Jayden’s the best!
by Awesome JJJJj November 6, 2019
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just a guy with a big cock 👍
Guy- oh yeah i’m a “jayden”
by beansproutsarebad November 22, 2021
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Man, this guy makes some shitty ass beats, he's such a jayden
by Giaguaro February 21, 2024
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Jayden’s Bus is Here

This meme comes from a 2018 vlog by MindofRez where his younger brother Jayden boards a school bus and MindofRez says, “Jayden’s bus is here, woah.”
In late 2025 the clip went viral on TikTok, spawning edits that exaggerated the moment with music, effects, and jokes about the “short bus.”
Some viewers find the joke offensive because it seems to make fun of disabilities by using the “short bus” reference.
Person 1: “Bro, hurry up, Jayden’s bus is here!”
Person 2: “Nah, not the short bus again—stop playing!”
by da.biggest.b November 4, 2025
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Jayden is a fat guy but pretty chill
He doesn't eat much but sweats like a dog he most likely listens to rod wave
Jayden a fat how lmao
by BlackDudewithaGlock January 6, 2020
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