Chicken Jockey

1(n) A chicken-riding zombie in the video game Minecraft. Popularized by the Minecraft Movie.
2(n) One who acts like a public nuisance in order to participate in a viral trend, or for fun.
3(n) A dick rider (Chicken is a euphemism for "dick").
4(n) A promiscuous person (Chicken is also a euphemism for "hoe").
5(v) To act like a chicken jockey

1) Dang, that chicken jockey killed me. Now I'll have to walk all the way back to where I died.
2) These fucking chicken jockeys threw popcorn and soda all over the theater, and now I'm expected to clean it for $7.25 an hour?!
3) A bunch of Marvel chicken jockeys flamed me in the comments for saying the MCU was getting stale.
4) Dan is an absolute chicken jockey, if Sally's dating him she must be one too.
5) the Minecraft Movie trend was bad, but the Szechuan Sauce incident of 2017 has to be the worst wave of chicken jockeying on record. /

by Pedro Barius May 22, 2025

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goon jockey

somebody that drinks wine from a bag in excess, usually cheap wine purchased with social security monies.

That prick is a goon jockey.

by Tomthecoffeeboy May 22, 2025

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goon jockey

Someone that drinks wine from a bag in excess, usually paid for with social security monies

He's a goon jockey that bloke.

by Tomthecoffeeboy May 22, 2025

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Chicken Jockey

When you are sitting on your significant others back while digging them down, and you push into the g-spot making them bawk bawk bawk like a chicken, as well as making them flop like a seal bouncing around. This is mostly used in sex tribes within Central Africa.

Austin: What were you doing last night?
Lincoln: Me and Katie were doing the Chicken Jockey all night!

by nebulous_nebu May 27, 2025

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