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Jim

The ultimate crumbler. Always needs a poo before leaving the house, and is never on time.
"Jim, make sure you're here for 6.30"

"Ok bois just need a shit and I'll be there"

6.45... "Jim?"

"Just leaving now bois"
by Ugbo November 23, 2021
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Garlic Jim

A sex move involving garlic, a ladder, and a pvc pipe.

Right before the man ejaculates, he lets loose a bloodcurdling screech of "GARLIC JIIIIIIM!!!" And rams his meat rod as deep as humanly possible whilst flailing and screaming with two pieces of garlic in his hands. He then proceeds to pull out, flip the poor woman around, and stuff the garlic into her asshole as he rams his softening cock into the garlicy ass. The woman will be startled and possibly so confused and shocked she shits herself with her man and the garlic still inside, leading to a revolting slurry of semen, shit, and garlic. At this point the man climbs to the top of the ladder (still butt-naked and covered in garlicy shit) and screams "LAAAAAND MINEE" at the top of his lungs as he proceeds to leap off the ladder, landing on his partner and crushing multiple bones. He then attaches the pvc pipe to his penis, using it as a makeshift polearm to fight off the cops that eventually storm his abode.

Attempt at your own risk, this is a highly dangerous maneuver.
Guy 1: Ever hear the legend of Garlic Jim?
Guy 2: No, but I hear he's got a great pizza place.
Guy 1: Well anyways, I did the Garlic Jim to my wife last night. Once she gets out of the hospital I'll do it again, she loved it!
Guy 2: OH! THAT Garlic Jim... wow, good for you bro. Good for you.
by Garlic Jim February 29, 2020
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Jim

We go Jim {Gym}! Jim is good!

Typical said by little kids who can't even talk ,mentally disabled people or a bunch of teenager who have no life and go to the Jim {Gym} because there they feel safe and isolated.
Person: Let's go to the Jim!
Another person: Ok!
by Serbsy July 1, 2022
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jim dumb

Boy, Jim is dumber than a bag of hammers, I guess you could say, he's Jim dumb.
by ElTorrito707 September 19, 2022
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Jim Gaffigan

A hilarious comedy that you listen to before your Sirius XM subscription expires.
"Did you hear jim gaffigan?"
"Yes i did"
"Cool"

"Hot pockets"
by child murderer #67 January 6, 2020
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Jim Developer

A developer who is 50 years or older, and is still developing that does not work
Man, when I am his age, i do not want to be a Jim Developer in any company
by Sarahchristine September 17, 2019
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Cold Jim

The process of urinating in a condom, freezing it, then letting your girl use It as a dildo
I'm going away for a bit so I decided to give my girl a present of a nice frosty cold jim
by Frosty Folk October 14, 2018
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