ian mcewen

i wish your name would pop on my phone asking me how my day was. And I wish u knew the me I am now, instead of all my immaturity and lessons I had still to learn.-mb

I hope you are doing well Ian mcewen ❤️

by Chakano July 8, 2019

Ian

An ian is someone who is especially kind but often immature. He makes a lot of jokes and can sometimes choose not to take things seriously. But he is the one person who is always there no matter what. He is very musical and very smart.

Girl 1: did you tell Ian that serious thing that you wanted to tell him?
Girl 2: yes but he joked it off

by Jeku2018 December 27, 2018

Ian

Bald
Kiwi
Fat
Lump
Smol
Kind

Ian is so good

by Lump Ian July 27, 2022

Ian Ray de Boom

A gay as fuck emo guy who gets friendzoned a lot and has no friends.

He fat he red he bad

He a Fake ass harry potter fan
he Always sucking dubmbledores cokck and watching herry potr.

Ian: I just got friendzoned for the 3rd time
Me: Ur such an Ian Ray de Boom

by IanTheFuccboiTreee June 8, 2017

ian James

a complete dummy head whos a meany.👹

Ian James is a bukake.

by pimp daddy 7 November 2, 2019

Ian

Ian is a handsome, kind, amazing man his really good at having sex ngl… he can rock any girls world and make her feel like the queen of the world… we all love a Ian :)

Ian is so sexy!

by hisqueennnnmn.daddy November 23, 2021

pinching off an Ian

When your driving to Atlanta and hit a guard rail after a deer ran passed you on the highway and upon impacting the guard rail, the deployment of the airbag causes you to shit your pants.

I was driving to a tinderella in ATL and I totally ended up pinching off an Ian

by Killpulse October 2, 2018