Horse Cockery

A deliberate and obviously embellished statement; bullshit; when met with an Horse Cockerish remark the only respnse can be "I fuckin doubt it"

If Donaldson continues to spread his horse cockery we reserve the right to fuck him up

by Tarawa COC S3 January 22, 2011

horse cock

The abnormally large reproductive organ of an exceptionally well hung man, reminiscent of the extended piece of a horse due it's rather unusual shape and size, otherwise also referred to as a macropenis.

"That gal I want to date asked for a dick pic, her only reaction was just 'HORSE COCK'"

by MisterWasGehtSieDasAn_ February 20, 2022

HORSE the band

A Nintendo Core Band. There Really Good.

R.Borlax Is A Great Album From HORSE the band.

by CUTSMAN January 18, 2005

Horsebite

Grapping right above the knee and sqauizing really hard

Alexander gave Frederik a horsebite yesterday now he cant walk straight

by Johnny B. Goode January 4, 2008

of course my horse

It's the same as ; I couldn't agree more

You wanna go with us ? sure! of course my horse.

by luhumble October 30, 2009

Jesus Horse

A dinosaur. The term is used sarcastically to mock young earth creationists and their ludicrous assertion that dinosaurs coexisted with humans.

"Oh yeah? Well how do you explain the dinosaurs? What were they Jesus horses?"

by Lightning Princess March 21, 2004

One horse pony

One horse pony: A term commonly used by old fools that can't complete a sentence without soiling themselves.

C'mon man, you're a one horse pony. You dog faced pony soldier!

by One horse pony December 23, 2020