How to stop messing up

The truth is you cant, people are people and there is no way that you'll stop messing up. Some day we both will have to realize that we'll mess up...all the time. And we can cry about it and regret it but we cant stop it, no one ever will. We just have to mess up and pick ourselves back up and carry on. Its the only way to go through life.

How to stop messing up; carry on

by A girl who messes up A LOT February 21, 2012

How to learn spanish

Ser, Estar, I f*cked a b*tch in my car.

Excuse me teacher, could you teach me how to learn spanish.

by sir climer the great November 21, 2018

That’s how mafia work

The defenition of urban dictionary is that’s how mafia work

That’s how mafia work

by BoredTags January 29, 2019

How you chip?

A phrase meaning: How do you fuck?

Deepthroat (a nickname for a person): Yo, how you chip?

A random guy: I don't know deepthroat, I usually chip with a dick in my mouth.
Deepthroat: God dammit you gay.

by ginger powder April 18, 2014

Teach me how to Dougie

A slang used when someone wants another to teach them how to be like themselves or someone else.

Chris: "Hey did you hear Bob just landed a great job, bought a $70,000 car and has a banging chick on his arm?"

Mark: "Damn, teach ME how to dougie!"

by krazykristy August 22, 2010

"How now brown cow?"

"How now brown cow" is a phrase used in teaching a style of public speaking in which gesture, vocal production, and delivery are emphasized to demonstrate rounded vowel sounds.

Teacher: Work on your vowel sounds.

Student: "How now brown cow?"

Teacher: Rounder, please...

by Adm_Hawthorne July 25, 2006

Thats how I roll

Whenever you give a reason to an answer.

Jane: Can I have some chips?
Johnny: No!
Jane: Why?
Johhny: Cause thats how I roll

by cadbury1987 June 3, 2007