Man Gravy

The end product of a dude's failure to wipe his ass well enough. Remnant fecal matter is spread around between the ass cheeks creating a warm vegemite paste of shit that becomes too uncomfortable to ignore. Particularly bad on hot days or when exercising. Often leads to shit streaks in the underwear.

Dudes - wipe your ass. You shouldn't have to go back after an hour and to clean out the man gravy.

(While running) Fuck - I didn't wipe good enough and now I've got man gravy.

Girl to boy: Dude, no WAY an I going down there. I smell man gravy.

One dude to another, observing a fidgety dude: That guy must have some angry man gravy going on.

by Man Gravy March 19, 2014

lock legs and swap gravy

The act of two females scissoring so as to mix their vaginal fluids. (See scissoring)

"I heard those two girls lock legs and swap gravy all the time."

by fur trader March 27, 2010

tubesteak and white gravy

tubesteak and white gravy is a guy's dick covered with his cum.

Feeding time! I've got tubesteak and white gravy for ya!

by eda-skip May 15, 2023

biscuits and gravy

When having a poop which is not entirely solid, you are said to be giving birth to Biscuits and Gravy! You'll know when you look in the bowl and see good biscuit sized chunks floating amidst the luck warm gravy.

Honey, come on downstairs here!... Honey can you hear me! Come on down here, I'm whipping up a double-sized batch of biscuits and gravy! And they're a little runny just like you like them!!!

by 3beans March 9, 2004

gravy train

When a bunch of guys, preferably 10 or more, get ina line and ejaculate excessive amounts of cum onto a girls face one after the other

wow that sully chick is such a skank
i kno man, like20 dudes just came on her face
whaaat u mean they ran a gravy train?!?!

by jibbarousseau November 25, 2009

its all gravy

this is mainly sed by gay christians (mainly ones who think god speaks to them)and who dont have a life!! it is meant to mean "its all good" but these piles of steaming cock custard has to go and change it because they think it makes them sound mint... or they think god will like them more... well summat like dat! any way its gay all the same!

me: oh... you missed that hakisack
gay christian: its all gravy
me:(in head) *bastard fuck up*

by wee willy winky May 15, 2004

butthole gravy

when you are in the act of sharting or shart and a stick fecal substance comes out

hey man, i was on the can and some butthole gravy came out

by Frankmeister August 28, 2008