gorilla tag

Mother: have you been playing gorilla tag too much?
player: uhh yes how did you know?

mother: I know you play gorilla tag because the doctor came back with results and since you haven’t touched grass in 2 years you’ve been mentally unstable, with no bitches and you’ve broken every bone possible.

by Pxxnut..butter December 7, 2023

gorilla shit

advanced ape shit

guy 1: ayo you heard of the dude that destroyed the stalls because he got pissed off?

guy 2: yeah he went fuckin gorilla shit

by cockmuncher10 April 19, 2022

Gorilla boxing

Something a dumb twat said he can knock my friend out because he does it

Dumb as : I do gorilla boxing I can knock you out in 1 punch.

by Garyj2020 June 22, 2020

laughing gorilla

When your fucking a girl and you come on her face you go to the bathroom right quick then shave a good chunk of pubes sneak up behind her yank her hair and when she turns around and yells at you you throw the pubes so they stick to her face like fur on a gorrila....

Let's do a laughing gorilla tonight babe.

by Stevejobsownsapc January 15, 2018

gorilla's house

the house of a very rich person

"Man, look at that mansion! That's a gorilla's house, if I've ever seen one!"

by chickenhouse January 9, 2010

gorilla glue hug

a hug in which either makes someone feel like their broken pieces are all back together, or isn't let go even after it becomes awkward.

Example 1: "Steve gave me a gorilla glue hug.. i feel like my heart is starting to mend"
Example Two: "Careful... Steve is a gorilla glue hug machine... he just doesn't know when to let go."

by FatChilly February 7, 2014

gorilla dentures

when the overgrown pubic bush of your partner becomes entangled in ones teeth and or more commonly "braces"

man 1. EWW you made out with colleen ??
man 2. yea i dont think shes that bad?
man 1. bro i gave that bitch gorilla dentures last week how do my pubes taste?

by dylan dostie July 24, 2012