absolute fuckin unit

a chubby, spotty girl with a massive nose and forehead
she is an absolute fuckin unit
by absolutefuckinunit March 09, 2019
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Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything
"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."
by Pheeblesweeebles December 11, 2020
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