You're Mine song

Hi, I'm Baldi! Nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes, "Ding-dong"
Like the door I open on you
Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see me campfire willy
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Welcome to my hooker palace)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Please don't leave, I have no friends)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Let's go camping, let me touch ya)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Haha, I tied you up)
Every boy and girl, come dance around
Let's get an orgy started
Get the Bully's fists and the skipping rope
We'll fill your asshole with it
Gonna make it rain Coca-Cola
Gonna send you right back to detention
Pay attention to my dick's ascension
Sixteen bits of dodgy tension
You cry, I just hit harder
You're wrong, I'll speed up faster
I rigged this for my pleasure
In this classroom, I'm the master
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
I'm gonna make you scared of me
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
You're my ecstasy
(insert the rest of the lyrics)

Hey bro have you listened to the You're Mine song by DAGames?
Oh yeah its so good, it goes like Hi, I'm Baldi! Nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
right?

by AwesomeAlexTheReal5914 May 26, 2024

Weeknd Song

"Weeknd song" (slang): A figurative term derived from the themes commonly explored in the music of The Weeknd, referring to a woman perceived as promiscuous, carefree, or not suited for a serious, committed relationship. The phrase evokes imagery of hedonistic, fleeting encounters often associated with nightlife and indulgence, as depicted in The Weeknd's lyrics. It implies someone fun and alluring in the moment but not someone you’d introduce to your Mother or pursue for long-term stability.

"Man, don’t catch feelings for her. She’s just a Weeknd song. Enjoy it for what it is."

by BigGurnard14 December 8, 2024

luring with a siren song of my bussy

An ability of a person identifying as a queer man (subject) to seduce others away from their plans and responsibilities. Subject converses with the victim on descriptions of intimate acts in a tasteful manner and follows natural instincts of acquiring nice pounding. If done properly, and with optional addition of photographic, and video seductive material, the victim cannot refuse the siren call. This provides both subject and victim with gratification, so no one is complaining.

- How did you get Dave to visit so quickly, thought he had something really important on Friday?
- By luring with a siren song of my bussy until he caved.
- You're such a fucking slut Evan.

by fvckboy_kai June 8, 2024

The Number One Song In Heaven

This is the number one song in heaven
Written, of course, by the mightiest hand
All of the angels are sheep in the fold of their master
They always follow the Master and his plan
This is the number one song in heaven
Why are you hearing it now, you ask
Maybe you're closer to here than you imagine
Maybe you're closer to here than you care to be

This is the number one song in heaven
Written, of course, by the mightiest hand
All of the angels are sheep in the fold of their master
They always follow the Master and his plan
This is the number one song in heaven
Why are you hearing it now, you ask
Maybe you're closer to here than you imagine
Maybe you're closer to here than you care to be

by Death Menace April 27, 2023

Moto Song

Seether's "Out of My Way". Motivational Song for Marine Corps Recruiting Depot Basic Training recruits. Whether you went to MCRD San Diego, Parris Island, or Quantico, The Basic School (TBS), all leathernecks remember this song, the music video used to motivate jarheads to kill.

Real Leathernecks remember Seether's Out of My Way as the Moto Song at Basic Training. Whether you went to San Diego or Parris Island (or TBS) all Marines remember hearing this song.

by kinghiroichi1 August 9, 2025

The pina colada song

When an ex girlfriend has someone that are strays that pay for accommodation at her residence even though it is your next girlfriend

I never knew the pina colada song

by Regae12 August 5, 2023

safety song

The song you sing to yourself in order to get another annoying tune out of your head.

I've had that stupid song from the Kia Soul commercial -- the one with the rappin' hamsters -- in my head for days, so I started singing the theme from THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS. It's my safety song.

by Julie the Jarhead January 23, 2011