Fail Scale

1) Scale in which the average person may fail.
2) Arrangement of Fails in order of least to greatest.

Fail Scale
1. Fail
2. Failure
3. Monstrous Fail
6. Planetary Fail

5. Epic Fail
6. Galactic Fail

by UnlikeCylinder May 26, 2009

fail frown

An overly exaggerated frown made in response to anything particularly stupid seen anywhere, be it an action, a behavior, the weather, some music, etc.

Anybody employing a fail frown must be aware that they must, to the best of their abilities, follow the guiding scientific principle principle-every action has an equal and opposite reaction.

This actually happened to me, so please, read it in order to contextualize this compound word. In essence, it was a message about corporate buzzwords and euphemisms I had sent to a friend.

-I talked to a woman this morning who is the owner of a cafe. She told me she used to be a paraprofessional, which is basically a glorified teacher´s assistant. She likened the euphemism to a custodian being named a "custodial manager." We both made a "fail frown" after she had finished explaining it to me.

by legal pwn August 19, 2009

Fail Zone

The Fail Zone is the seemingly magical one-in-a-million glitch that brings you to a part of the level that is not supposed to exist or simply was not noticed by the programmers. Fail Zones exist primarily in skate/snowboard genre games but in rare cases have showed up in adventure/RPG/fighting games. You can identify a Fail Zone by A)Constant falling of your character in a boundary-less black/white location B)Free roaming of your character in a small confined black/white box. To fix a Fail Zone you must restart your level or in extreme cases restart your system.

Noobish gamer:"Dude I was like playing Tony Hawks pro-skater 3 and I bailed from a grind and then I like went through the floor and just kept falling!!! What do I do????"
Me:"Well, my noobish fool, you have entered what we call a Fail Zone the only solution for it is to restart your level or your game entirely. But since that might be too difficult for you to understand, I suggest you pick up your console and trow it straight up in the then stand right under the impact location.

by utaljx285 December 19, 2009

fail

someone who does insanely stupid thing very often.

she failed when she put 2 cds into her computer at once

by mr.incognito_coolbeans June 3, 2010

Failabration

The act in celebrating the reoccurence of fails. Failing more than usual so that it calls the need to be recognized in an elegant manner.

Brunette:"Where did my blonde friend go?"
Red-head:" She is having a failabration."
Brunette:"HAHA idiot."

by Cissy<3 June 17, 2010

Failed Harpoon

When cupid's harpoon fails.

That bitch rejected him after being penetrated by Cupid's Harpoon. Guess his is now the Failed Harpoon.

by awk-man April 15, 2010

Failbait

Any action, person, or situation that is destined to fail.

Did you see that poor guy trying to pick up the hot chick? Failbait!

That nerdy guy has failbait written all over him!

Don't go to Creamfields this weekend, the lineup sucks. It's totally failbait.

by Mysera May 22, 2011