free canoe'ed

The state somebody is or was in from being subjected to a free canoe Craigslist prank.

Yo dawg, I'm really annoyed because my phone keeps going off from people asking about a free canoe. I think I've been free canoe'ed!

by Sarrus25 May 27, 2017

Free Pepsi

A reward earned after completing a certain task.

"IF ANYONE FINDS MY iPAD YOU'LL GET A FREE PEPSI!" - Mr. F proclaimed.

by Nick Vujici November 16, 2017

Free Aks

a bait to tell your friend to get on criminality. used like this "want free aks?" (want to get die?)

Person 1 : Hey dude , hop on crim i will give you a free aks.
Person 1 friend: Nah. Wait you said free aks? Hell yeah!

by blackywastaken January 16, 2022

free revver

One that acts like a serious stand up Jetski rider but rarely rides. Newbie riders are often fooled into believing a free revver is the real deal.

Look at all the free revvers sitting on the beach watching the real riders

by RealMurry December 30, 2013

Free-tarding

The act of a person with special needs participating in leisure activities while feeling an immense amount of joy for life and the moment they are in. ie: dancing like no one is watching at a Christmas party.

Look at Kenny tearing up the dance floor, He's free-tarding hard, he thinks hes amazing.

Look at Sam out there surfing with that big smile, he's really free-tarding on that wave.

by Furious_G November 24, 2018

free-wiping

Using the left hand to clean oneself, also known as "free-wiping," is a traditional practice in some cultures, particularly in regions where water is the primary cleaning method. It is important to wash hands thoroughly with soap and water afterward to maintain hygiene.

There are potential benefits to this practice, such as reducing paper waste and costs and putting less strain on sewage treatment plants.

During the pandemic, my girlfriend and I ran out of toilet paper, so we had to resort to free-wiping. :(

by AkashicRecord April 18, 2023

Free-minging

When a woman gets around with no underwear on. Going commando.

Person A. Jenny was wearing no nickers.

Person B. Oh she was free-minging.

by Big Quercus December 23, 2019