Slap the Kitty

The act of Female Masturbation.

Jenna slap the kitty last night when I was fucking her.

by Mr.Cricket April 28, 2016

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Kitty Sloppy Joe

When a woman gives a sloppy blow job with juices from her particulars.

Kameron wanted to spice things up so I had him do a Kitty Sloppy Joe.

by Fatty Dong Kegs July 11, 2020

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kitty meow meow

a word girls on tiktok use to refer to their feminine areas.

"he was so hot my kitty meow meow went crazy!!"

by jasmb January 24, 2022

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Happiness is a purring kitty.

A paraphrase of a Charles Schulz quote. One his Peanuts was hugging Snoopy and the dialogue bubble above them said, "Happiness is a warm puppy." The paraphrase refers to the soothing feeling and pure joy one receives when he listens to his cat's purr, knowing that the cat is happy and his experiencing the bond between cat and owner.

I hugged my cat and thought, "Ah, happiness is a purring kitty."

by kwebb1265 April 13, 2011

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the kitty is getting fatter

A phrase used to describe almost any situation where something is growing or increasing in size, depth, shape, weight, or awesomeness. It can also be used instead of "the plot thickens" or "this looks bad".

First heard on "Frat Party At The Pancake Festival" DVD, Phoenix (of Linkin Park fame) held up a tip jar and said, "It's getting fatter, the kitty is getting fatter!", referring to the exponential increase of spare change as time went on.

1. "So I checked my bank account. I now have almost $500! The kitty is getting fatter!"

2. "So I'm almost done redecorating my room. I got new curtains and hung up some Christmas lights." "Wow, the kitty is getting fatter."

3. "...so it turns out, Stacey thought she slept with Mike, but she actually slept with his brother, who was passed out in Mike's room." "Holy shit." "But that's not all..." "The kitty is getting fatter?!"

by anonymush September 23, 2009

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