simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights (people submissive to you or blind-loyalty style protective of you), typically from male to female; - manipulating another's empathy bias for profit.

It is usually immoral, exploitative, pragmatic (psychopathic).
A type of scam. Similar to gold digging.
Also this is how the money is made on personalized adult sites and by online influencers.

- This poor OnlyFans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're being parasocial.

by veinsofgold June 10, 2024

Farm

“It’s like a rubbish zoo obviously.”

Person 1: “This is a farm! You know what a farm is?”

Person 2: “well it’s like a rubbish zoo obviously”

by Eggruto roostermaki February 11, 2020

Aura farm

To try and look tough even when there's no obligation to

Did you see how that guy walked down the hall? There's no way he wasn't tryna aura farm.

by That's not very paragon! February 20, 2025

calm your farm

A phrase created by Ethan Lockyer when playing four square at primary school in 2015

calm your farm Flynn calm your farm, stop hitting little boys with balls

by goofcakes May 24, 2024

Old potato farming btard

Glenn Attridge

Glenn Attridge is an old potato farming btard

by Assridge November 16, 2011

idiot farm

Pretty self explanatory as to what a modern American college has become, with its high cost and party expectation

Берем дуб, выпускаем липу is a perfect Russian translation of what an idiot farm is designed to do. The phrase literally means you "take an oak -дуб in russian- ( an oak in Russian is also a stupid individual ) and produce a linden tree- липу in Russian- (a linden in Russian is also called a fake intellectual)".

by Sexydimma October 2, 2024

Hoe farming

The act of promoting or demoting hoes to your active roster.

Grace loves hoe farming. She will block hoes once she decides they are too ugly for her

by azpov May 13, 2025