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Pineapple Express

The route and how fast a pineapple can be shoved up your ass.
"Dude that shit went up there pineapple express"

"No shit"
by pillheadme February 7, 2009
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pineapple express

Is the sexual act and/or process performed by males, which consist of eating sweet fruits such as pineapples to generate sweet tasting semen or male ejaculate primarily for the receiving sexual partner to taste or eat after a facial
"Dude last night I gave her a taste of the pineapple express. She noticed i had eaten some pretty sweet Dole pineapples."
by norcaldude707 October 16, 2008
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The Pony Express

When a Female partner has 1 or more earings in each ear, and before engaging in sexual intercourse fashioning reins out of string or leather strips. Then once the reins are created you mount her from behind and yell stop 1 and engage in the mail delivery across the west.
Hey Black Beauty/Hildalgo i need to deliver a package via pony express. Turn around and let me show you the wild west. Gidde Up its time for The Pony Express
by evcar mayman September 6, 2011
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pinapple express

the act of quickly inserting a pinapple in to ones anus
i need to loosen that ass up. how bout the pinapple express?
by shark bait ho haha February 22, 2010
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PC express(Pork Chop Express)

the fat that hangs off a womans stomach. Express is added to the term PC only when the stomach reaches a great enough size to overtake her shorts,pants,or skirt she may be wearing.
yo, that girl has a PC over there, it is getting close to a PC Express
by chris huffman September 1, 2005
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expired chug

when someone goes to the refrigerator, chugs the last bit of milk only to realize the milk has expired...
Phill raced his younger brother to the fridge so he could chug the last bit of milk...only to realize it was expired and sour... his younger brother said dude i am glad you took the expired chug and not me.
by reno49er November 20, 2009
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exprentice

to expel somebody from his or her apprenticeship.
The boy could not learn well while learning the work of a turner and so he was exprenticed before the end of the apprenticeship contract.
by uttam maharjan June 14, 2011
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