Eating at Mona's

Discrete reference to oral sex used in professional or formal social settings, or when you want to say something with a little more class than "eating pussy." Any name may be used, but Mona - as in moan - helps eliminate uncertainty. Variations include 'Dining Out/Eating Out at Mona's' or 'Getting takeout from Mona's.'

BIll (talking to Mike at office staff meeting): Hey, Mike, sorry I missed your call last night, I was eating at Mona's and couldn't get to the phone.

by CaliforniaYankee88 June 4, 2018

Eating Crust

Eating crust is when you’re fuckin a bitch, and she gets truffle butter on her pussy, from when you were doing anal before, and then you eat the truffle butter. Straight up

Are you gonna finish that crust?
I love eating your crust.
Eating crust is always the last thing I do after sex.

by Crustboy247 December 20, 2017

eat the barnyard

to eat the meat of at least three different species of animal---typically beef, chicken, and pork, though any kind of animal that could presumably be on a farm will do---at a meal.

The easiest way to eat the barnyard is to go to the ghetto Chinese buffet and have the BBQ ribs, the chicken fingers, and the sweet and sour pork.

by Armando83 November 15, 2011

dog eat

tasty dog

dog : oni chan
human : oh yeah mr crabs
dog eat is very nice to do

by AiR.Ben November 10, 2019

Eat Concrete

Jumping from a building to commit suicide.

"Apparently her friend Ate Concrete yesterday.."

"Eat Concrete, bitch!"

by Meik0 May 23, 2022

Eat bugs

To tell someone to F- off, go away, go screw yourself.

Ruoer Murdock told Tucker Carlson to eat bugs on Monday when he was suddenly fired from Fox News.

by cpninja42 April 26, 2023

meta-eating

The act of eating a more readily accessible type of food while concurrently pursuing a more difficultly procured food product. This is done in order to save time and/or avoid boredom.

The dining hall was serving salad, paninis, and pizza, the latter two of which had significant waiting lines. Johnson wanted a salad and panini for lunch, so he grabbed a salad and ate it as he stood in line for his sandwich.

"Dude, you're totally meta-eating right now," his friend said.

"What the fuck are you talking about?" Johnson replied.

by suffers_the_dining_hall_experi April 4, 2012