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Depression 

Depression isn’t sadness... depression is much more than that... it makes you feel alone and makes you feel like you can’t do anything right... it makes you do things you shouldn’t
Depression by Opsy June 20, 2020

Depression good 

If you shared how you truly are, the person you’re speaking to would be horrified; but in comparison to other days living as a depressed person, you’re doing better than usual.
Mom: How are you doing?

You: I haven’t cleaned my room in over a year, showered in 4 days, and I’ve had a student loan bill under my pillow for 2.5 months; but I took my meds, went to work, and mowed the lawn today, so I think I’m depression good.

Mom: Clean your room!
Depression good by nick wiley September 23, 2020

Depression 

A fancy word for feeling bummed out.

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Person 1: The stress of my modern office has caused me to go into a depression!
Person 2: Depression? Isn’t that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?
Person 1: Dwight, you ignorant slut!
;)
Depression by KB04 October 3, 2020

Depression Trifecta 

A common phenomenon seen on the facebooks of people you knew in middle or high school, which is usually characterized by the following sequence of events: marriage, pregnancy, joining the military.
Have you seen X's facebook posts lately? First, she posted about her marriage to Y. Then, she announced her pregnancy. And finally, she wished her husband well at boot camp. It's the archetypal Depression Trifecta!

depression 

salome is depressed and depression is salome

Depression 

Karl: depression bug sads