Dirt Pie

When someone ejaculates into an anus and the male ejaculate seeps out, post coitus.

“When’s its in the puss, it’s a cream pie. When it’s in the ass, it’s a dirt pie.”

by Dirty Dirt Pie April 2, 2022

dirt sucker

when u suck the dirt and u rinse it with stomach acids and poop it out with blood and u find diamond :)

person 1: i am thy sucker of dirt
person 2: split thy monei pls
person 1: no u stupid idiot i wont give dirt sucker money to u noob

by noobie gamgo October 9, 2020

Wetting the dirt

The act of ejaculating on a dried poopy butthole. Therefore moisturizing “the dirt”.

“Hey man I’ve had the shits all week and ran out of toilet paper and now my butthole is poopy and dry, you mind wetting it for me?”
“Brother I have no problem wetting the dirt for you”

by The turdburgalar January 3, 2021

Dirt Button

brown dirty butthole

Cover up your dirt button .

by Chavezmama May 24, 2018

jelly dirting

It's when a lube up penis penetrates an anus that has not been wiped in a while.

Mom: it smell like smells like someone has been jelly dirting.

Son: shut up, like you know what that means..

by ghettojello November 23, 2013

Dirt Horse

An insult used when someone does something so ridiculous and/or unnecissarily painful that normal insults are inadequate.

Hey, nobody wants to ride a dirty horse.

"Dude, yesterday Tom bit me in the wenis"
"Did he break skin?"
"Yea, he's such a dirt horse"

by AKAthecheesegrater April 16, 2010

Dirt doblin

Someone whose clothes are dirty, shoes dirty, socks dirty, draws dirty everything dirty. Looks like Pig Pen from Charlie Brown.

Yeah she got a fat ass but she a dirt doblin.

by Finger food September 24, 2016