Diego

A useless human being who has nothing better in his life to do than this and just hope that someone will see this and laugh and keeps telling himself that he's loved. He cries himself to sleep every night and thinks about his friends that left him behind as his grades commit suicide. If your name is Diego, just know that your stupid and you suck but your probably really strong and people probably fear you. So go beat up that bully u got this
Hey Diego... Kill yourself you std kid
Hey you see that Diego kid? Go stab him
by diegosnewusername_on_insta October 01, 2019
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Diegos

Diegos are a very fat person because he eats so much mcdonalds he eats everything. He also eats alot of dick.
The Diegos are very big
by bobtheboss12 November 08, 2019
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Diego

A fucking handsome hispanic motherfucker that will snatch your bitch real quick also has a 10 inch wang
Big wang.Diego
by Daplayer68338 January 29, 2017
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diego

diego is the stupidest person you’ll ever meet. he’s an idiot diarrhea guy. he deserves no human rights and no being to pee.
“mom, let’s help that man!”
“no son, he’s Diego and they deserve no rights
by tonatiuh June 13, 2021
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San Diego plateau

The female reproductive organ that has been infected with a virus.
The gynecologist said "ma'am you have a San Diego Plateau between your legs and we need to amputate."
by TRUNDEL THE GREAT November 10, 2017
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Diego

"Are there any truly perfect humans out there?"
"Diego."
by Greenyyy April 24, 2021
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Diego

A dumb bitch with a small dick who sucks at sex, has brown hair, and only brushes his teeth once a day.
Damn diego you live like this?
God you’re such a diego.
by Pinoofy November 16, 2019
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