diamond handy

The act of your wife giving her a boyfriend a tug job while you watch epic gains on $GME from greedy hedge funds.

I was so busy watching my gain porn, I didn't even notice my wife was giving Melvin the 'ol diamond handy.

by Jdizzle30 January 30, 2021

Yellow Diamond

The Best Diamond (besides White) in the diamond authority.

epic neck lady ig

person A: omg is that Yellow Diamond

person B: yeah lol

by yelodiamnd July 8, 2021

I’m diamond 1

A phrase used to describe someone who has extreme skill in something

*Aiden bowls a strike*

Aiden: I’m diamond 1

by urbandictuser123 September 17, 2023

Diamond ingot

definition 1: the pinicle of power, many refer to this masterpiece as the 6th infinity stone.
definition 2: the name for boner for minecraft roleplay pp

thanos: after my search i have finally found the diamond ingot

alex: give me your diamond ingot

steve: mine away

by slayerofpp March 26, 2019

diamond press

when you make a diamond on the back of a girls head while she’s giving you head.

I heard you did the diamond press last night.

by Frost-_-Rekt- June 10, 2022

Joe Diamond Fancy

Joe Diamond Fancy is the best man there is. He is a legitimate Kung Fu Master and specialized in Japanese woodworking. Joe Diamond Fancy basks in Monster Energy girls and motorcycles. He slings cock and wood.

Joe Diamond Fancy breaks necks and cashes fuckin’ fat checks

by Hardwoods4justice September 29, 2022

Diamond

A hoe that likes to send nudes to people and deny it, forces guys to date her so she can get dick but in real life she knows she can’t. Try’s to start drama and thinking she’s all that but she really is not, starting fights but scared to fight.

Her: “I’m perfect!”
People: “Ewww Diamond’s a hoe”

by gives_true_facts June 17, 2019