An individual who is so scared, their lower intestinal tract and rectum are so tight as to create diamonds from feces.
A GOP strategist named Rick Wilson tweeted Friday, “A little bird tells me that a certain White House staff member whose name rhymes with Beeve Stannon is crapping diamonds over Parscale.
by rasputin1952 June 19, 2017
When a man ejaculates on one’s knee cap.
Like a Pearl Necklace, but when seamen is targeted at the knee cap, it is indeed a Neil Diamond
Like a Pearl Necklace, but when seamen is targeted at the knee cap, it is indeed a Neil Diamond
by Alexc0524 January 04, 2020
Hes so cool and famous he walked into the club ducking in diamonds to avoid paparazzi flash and express his swag.
by JDenver February 07, 2024
by DungeonPenguin March 15, 2020
The act of your wife giving her a boyfriend a tug job while you watch epic gains on $GME from greedy hedge funds.
I was so busy watching my gain porn, I didn't even notice my wife was giving Melvin the 'ol diamond handy.
by Jdizzle30 January 31, 2021
"man I dodged the bullet on that one, we got engaged and she blew up like a blimp. Talk about a diamond allergy. Imagine if we got married."
by The Hound Dog September 16, 2020
Pretty ,smart girl , that most likely take people's girlfriend. PETTY QUEEN . Dont come to her as a woman cus she'll most likely throw hands like a man . Most likely is a lebian but cant stand these bitches.Everyone thinks she has hoes , & in reality she has nobody to talk to but the people in her head. Lonely ass Lil girl.
by Noneofyourbusinesshoe March 14, 2017