Crush

A crush is the most painful thing you could ever endure in your life other than someone breaking your heart...Oh wait, theyre the same thing. If you want to hurt, just have a crush on someone. Especially if your best friend is one of the prettiest girls in the school! You have to live with that. If you ever take the risk of having your crush find out that you like him, be prepared for the consequences. Him not liking you, him embarrasing you forever, and him liking your best friend. It hurts so much, and it will be hard for you to like new people forever, just because of one guy, one time. Good luck. I dont wish this punishment on anyone, because it hurts so bad, and I can never come back from it, but I still care about him, always. Dont hit me:(

I love him. Therefore he harnesses his power to hurt me and express his love for my best friend. A crush gone wrong.

by KayleeEmoFreak December 28, 2005

cornhole crusader

quite simply, one who crusades into another persons butt oriface. Basically, a holy ass plunderer

That priest touching that small boy is a cornhole crusader

by mistaT123123213123 May 6, 2007

burning crusade

The Burning Crusade is World of Warcraft expansion, basically a 6 hour a day workout where people try to gain access to harder parts of the game which they will never experience because they will quit before they experience it, resulting in the waste of 1-3 years of their life.

This game is more addicting than crack and results in many less teens having babies because the are playing this instead of partying

Death and Taxes Guild Member: Man yo, I've spent 8 hours today running heroics, that means I've gotta spend 5 more hours farming mats I need.

His Girlfriend: Come do me instead of playing Burning Crusade

Guild Member: Shouldn't you be farming for Tonight's raid? what's more important, Killing Illidan or having sex? Illidan is first priority

by Pot Roast April 7, 2007

mom crush

wishing an older woman was your own mother.

Mrs. Peterson is so sweet and she always sends care packages to Henry. I think I have a mom crush on her.

by rm26 March 3, 2009

I am totally crushing

from the popular Teen Girl Squad cartoon via homestarrunner. it means that the person has a total, complete and utter crush on someone.

"i am totally crushing over peter."

by Bobby S July 24, 2003

crush

This is the worst feeling you can feel for someone. If you're shy and you don't talk to them or know them that well, then you are attracted to an assumption of who they really are. If you like someone, talk to them right away!!!! Never be uncomfortable talking to someone you're attracted to. Believe me, its hell having a crush on someone and then getting courage to try to be friends with them first, especially if they turn out to be someone you didn't think they were.

A crush is the most evil god forsaken feeling anyone can get, do not develop one, its a waste of energy and thoughts, and no matter the result, good or bad, some is gonna get hurt. Be friends with some you like before its too late... and you get a fucking crush!

by man on the computer June 7, 2007

crush groovin

a carefree lifestyle, where people have open minds and live according to thier ideas or philosophies

Body movin, body movin
A-1 sound, sound so soothing
Body movin, body movin
We be getting down and you know we’re crush groovin.-beastie boys

Those who crush groove are part of the crush crew

by SilVer June 16, 2006