The cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.

A saying by non-native English speakers who have literally no idea how our metaphors or idioms work. Bullshit nonsense that's probably the butt of a joke or something.

Person 1: Hey Sven, why weren't you at work yesterday?
Sven: That's the way the apple falls when the cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.
Person 1: ...

by TheManFromV June 4, 2017

Vrum To That Crumb

"Vrum to That Crumb" is another variation of the famous tagline "Let's Get This Bread"; bread, in this case, meaning a goal of sorts, usually money (that dollar dollar). Although similar, this variation of "Let's Get This Bread" is slightly different from it's origin; it implies that you must work/grind to get to your goal.

Person 1: You see that chick over there?
Person 2: Yeah man.
Person 1: I wanna plow her.
Person 2: Looks like you gotta vrum to that crumb if you wanna get there.

by BigPapi69420 December 18, 2018

Saint Joseph Crumbs

Crumbs or pebbles made of feces that gather around the anus and/or are tangled in the ass hair.

This usually occurs when an individuals ass wiping efficiency is inadequate.

Bro Montana: I was more than ready to tongue punch her fart box, but you would not believe the overwhelming amount of Saint Joseph Crumbs this broad had tangled in her ass fro!

Mighty bro young: Thats quite disturbing, buttttt did you smash?

Bro Montana: Listen here you Jabroni! I am a fucking gentleman!.....yes I did.

by Inebriation proclamation December 23, 2018

cincinnati bread crumb

A trail of poop leading to the bathroom created by someone who didn't make it in time.

I knew my roommate was into some wild stuff after finding a Cincinnati bread crumb trail leading from his bedroom to the bathroom the night his girlfriend stayed over.

by Sunday funday kids March 8, 2020

Charlie Edward Crump

A absolute moron who sucks balls at six siege

You:Your so bad
Friend:No i dont
You:Your lbeing a Charlie Edward Crump

by A child of jesus christ June 28, 2020

Ms. Crump

A Crazy Hoe Teacher Who is Deaf to one Kid and could hear Everyother Kid.

God! Ms. Crump! Didn't you not Hear that Kid Say that!
Ms. Crump: I didn't Hear Anything

by Kimmete Glenn May 14, 2011

crumb snatchers

kids that eat there parents food

i'm tired of having to feed these crumb snatchers.

by Suga Brown April 15, 2004