oatmeal crackers

(oht'-meal kra'-kurrs)

noun--They don't exist, but they sound seriously good.

"Pass me some of those oatmeal crackers...after you invent them."

by noodlehead January 11, 2005

cracker jack

A game where several men gather around a cracker (I always picture a stoned wheat thin) and furiously masturbate onto it. Whoever ejaculates first wins. By a similar token, the loser is he who ejaculates last. The loser must consume the cracker as a penalty for sloth.

I got the clap from losing a game of cracker jack in college.

by Casey R. June 10, 2005

knuckle cracker

A person who cracks his/her knuckles for pure amusement at any time or place.

"Ohh, so you're a KNUCKLE CRACKER eh?"
"Yes I am. So?"
"No comment!"

by bottleblonde September 8, 2005

Ass Cracker

A term used to describe a man with a large enough penis, to brake the anus of the woman or man he is having anal intercourse with.

"Damn, his's cock is so big, he is definatly an ass cracker!"

by Ereh November 28, 2003

John Cracker

A combination of Average Joe and cracker, John Cracker is your standand white man who wants to be black but fails miserably.

John Cracker: "Yo my home dogs, do you want to go bust some caps?"
Black guys: "............."

by Kev9876 March 31, 2010

Cracker Snack

a whitetrash gossip magazine and/or conversation, specifically about topics that have nothing to do with the real world and/or deplete brain cells. See Britney Spears .

"Where's that People magazine with Britney Spears drinkin a booze on the cover? That one's my favorite Cracker Snack."

by gina8124 August 2, 2007

Cracker Soup

1. A jacuzzi full of white people.
2. When you are at a pool party, and you are the only black/latino/asian/etc. person there.

Chick: How was the pool party?
Dude: It was okay, but mostly it was cracker soup.

by Not Your Mamas Pancakes June 5, 2015