Mouse Chocolate

The itty-bitty, ooey-gooey raisin-textured, smothered in milk chocolate, pellets that come out of the south end of a north-bound mouse.

Sam: "I can't wait to eat some yummy mouse chocolate in that old abandoned house!"

Frank: "Isn't that just poop?"

Sam: "Uh...no. Nope. Definitely not."

by orgasmic tomatoes April 5, 2015

Colorado Chocolate

Reverse cowgirl anal

My girl gave me Colorado Chocolate for my birthday.

How's your father?
Not well, he's terminally ill...
Oh well you need some Colorado Chocolate that'll cheer you right up!

by Ibugsm1 October 10, 2015

Melting Chocolate

When two black men press their ass cheeks against each other, intentionally or not.

"Yo man, my homie suddenly pressed his ass against my ass yesterday. That was some sudden melting chocolate action."

by Ching-chong-china August 4, 2016

International Chocolate

A black man who loves people from all over the world.

He doesn't hate anyone. He's international chocolate.

by MARCISMS September 11, 2018

Anti-Chocolate Chipist

A person who hates Chocolate Chips.

Hey Kaeden, are you an Anti-Chocolate Chipist?

by Seranion June 1, 2019

White chocolate starfish

A bleached asshole.

Dude, I tossed her salad so fucking hard last night. I love me that white chocolate starfish.

by BBaggins August 23, 2019

Spongebob Chocolate Bar Special

When that bitch scrape her teeth like Spongebob in Season 3 Episode 12a.

Bro 1: “bro she gave me that spongebob chocolate bar special”

Bro 2: “broooooooo”

by dymytro March 15, 2020