loose burger cheeky fuck

(n), (v) The most tender of all sexual acts, consisting of the following elements:
(1) Female eats chili, cheddar cheese, diced white onion;
(2) Female defecates in underpants;
(3) Stool, with bumpy consistency is spread gently and evenly throughout length of Female asscrack, preferably by way of pastel colored rubber spatula, so as to resemble a loose-burger coney dog.
(4) Male makes passionate love to the "loose burger."
(5) Upon ejaculation, female cleans up.

"Man, that chick with black thong is making me hungry ... for some loose burger"

"What's that smell, did you shit?"
"Nope, just dropped a loose burger cheeky fuck on the ol' lady"

by Achasers July 30, 2007

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Beating Cheeks

To have rough anal sex.

last I was beating cheeks with my girlfriend

by SEXy 1216 April 17, 2009

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Sandy Cheeks

The act of sticking one's penis in sand then proceeding to get a blowjob.
Preferably beach sand, but in a pinch, any will do.

My girlfriend made fun of me for being from Texas, so I took her to the beach and gave her some Sandy Cheeks.

by LemanRuss February 16, 2017

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CHEEKS

Abbreviation for "ASSCHEEKS". Repulsive or low quality ie. Garbage, trash, sucks, busted etc. Derived from the slang adjective usage of the words ass & booty as critically derogatory terms. Coined in 1995 in a record review by hip-hop journalist, renaissance nigga & Ghetto Celeb Extraordinaire Carl "Muthaphukin'" J.

Example: 1. "Yo son, what you think of the new Jim Jones/K-Fed/Kenny G single on the radio that has Michael Bolton & Fergie on the chorus?" "Yo, that shit's cheeks man." 2."Lil Kim used to be cute but now her face looks cheeks to me." 3. "Yo fuck the Sonics. Let em go to Oklahoma. Dem niggas' cheeks anyway".

by zacreole November 28, 2006

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