The nit cannon is when someone has pubic lice and they crawl into your anus and eat the poop and when you have violent anal with someone they will get the nits in the tip of their penis and when they pee they will shoot the nits out
Guy 1: Hey do you want to do anal?
Girl 1: No sorry I have pubic lice
Guy 1: Its okay! We can do the nit cannon
Girl 1: No sorry I have pubic lice
Guy 1: Its okay! We can do the nit cannon
by heixso July 23, 2025
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It's as if the Afro itself has the power to shoot one dead.
An intimidating plumage
It's as if the Afro itself has the power to shoot one dead.
An intimidating plumage
"That person is an Afro cannon"
"Can that hair get any bigger?"
"I was unable to watch the film because an afro cannon shot up the place"
"Can that hair get any bigger?"
"I was unable to watch the film because an afro cannon shot up the place"
by Swiftyoldboy June 13, 2024
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Dave: why you such a Dave?? My car is navy blue not green
Luis: wait is it because I said your van is green not blue, I'm such a Dave Cannon
Luis: wait is it because I said your van is green not blue, I'm such a Dave Cannon
by Lucas Killmore February 18, 2022
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“Please, no whipped cream. That will give me a real French Cannon.”
“Brittany had an absolute French Cannon in there.”
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“Please, no whipped cream. That will give me a real French Cannon.”
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by jack.soncalo March 23, 2025
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Joel pulls down his white Calvin klein boccys in the staff toilets and shreds his bullet cannon at maximum velocity, a staff member catches this and shouts ewwwwww stenchy bullet cannon, Joel u are a dirty tramp!!!
by Banging and hanging December 11, 2024
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