Cake Wreck

Any cake made and decorated by a professional bakery that is unintentionally sad, funny, ugly, creepy, and/or dirty, but generally in an amusing way.

The error could be ugly decorating, misspelled or incorrect words, errors in grammar, etc.The only real guideline for a Cake Wreck is that it was made in a professional bakery, and is messed up in some way.

1: I told them I wanted my cake to say "happy birthday Chris!" in orange, but they wrote the phrase
"happy birthday Chris in orange!" right on my cake! It's a cake wreck.

2: I saw this cake at a bakery that was supposed to have Santa on it, but it looked more like a pile of bird poo with a cherry on it! What a Cake Wreck.

3: I saw the funniest Cake Wreck on cakewrecks.com! It was soooooo hideous.

by Dream-Wings December 5, 2009

Dirty Cake

A code word for bedroom activities.

If you come over now I can treat you to some dirty cake.

by The Sup Guy December 16, 2008

fruit cake

1.some one who is a gay person or who is acting like a gay person

2. A cake made of fruits

1. Julian is a fruitcake cuz he likes men
2. man that fruit cake was so good last night

by Mr.cookforsmith January 25, 2007

Wedding cake

Start with a chair with a dildo attached. First male member of group sits on dildo. Then next sits on his dick, and so forth. A minimum of three tiers recommended. Women and men included. Strap-ons are also welcome.

"Hey guys. We have enough people here to wedding cake if anyone's interested."

by WisdomWizard March 14, 2017

Icing on the Cake

The final hit that sends you over the edge from pretty high to wrecked.

Guys, this next hit is really going to be the icing on the cake, we should probably head home soon... I hope my parents are asleep!

by giller cakes January 1, 2007

space cakes

mixing together marijuana and 1 1/4 c. flour 1/4 c. cocoa 1 tsp. baking powder 1/2 tsp. salt 3 eggs 2 c. sugar 3/4 c. butter, melted 1 tsp. vanilla

man i waz trippin on thos space cakes. i was so baked.

by noah j r April 18, 2008

Patty Cake

1. An ultimate test of pure determination and skill, where one brave athletic legend along with another brave athletic legend clap their hands together with a thunderous noise that echoes in the heavens. Patty Cake was made purely to seek out the true god. When the game begins, all hell breaks loose, and the two fearless competitors slam the palm of their hands together, creating a ear pounding sonic boom that will ultimately destroy the Universe and all who inhabit it!

2. A simple game where two children clap there hands together and at the same time say Patty Cake.

"OH MY GOD!!! TWO PEOPLE ARE BATTLING EACHOTHER IN AN EPIC WAR OF PATTY CAKE! ALERT THE MEDIA!!!"

"Awww, look at our children having fun playing patty cake, aren't they just adorable?"

by BoredDude2 April 24, 2010