Example 1:
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*
Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*
Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”
by anonymous December 1, 2023

To masturbate to intense orgasm and ejaculation. From the fact that The Lord of the Rings' Sauron had one eye on top of the phallic tower of Barad-dûr.
by pentozali August 20, 2013

I have a painting in my house that says "Die, Cry, Hate".
Fuck "Live, Laugh, Love"... Die, Cry, Hate!!!
Fuck "Live, Laugh, Love"... Die, Cry, Hate!!!
by LingDanc803 September 5, 2023

When a British person starts crying while talking and chokes on their accent and it becomes a high-pitched incomprehensible series of cry talk sounds.
by AlsoNotAWord December 22, 2018

Making the chicken cry is the result of choking your chicken so much it cries from the pain of being beaten up so much. It's a family friendly way of saying "Ambatukam"
by ThomasBloxia May 11, 2025

Taking a nap after crying
by Mysterious 😏 June 1, 2022

Crying Gaor is a fake display of sadness or remorse.
Derived from an ancient anecdote that a crying gator will weep to lure in its prey into its jaws ...
Derived from an ancient anecdote that a crying gator will weep to lure in its prey into its jaws ...
When a Crying Gator spends enough time out of the water, their eyes dry out so they weep to keep them lubricated.
by WiseCookie September 13, 2020
