bullshit lurer

Someone who frequently twist the fact of something inferior to something superior.

A: Hey, want free food?

B: ok let’s go
As a result, A brought B to a church or a government building to get free inferior food.

B: you’re a bullshit lurer
A: let’s go to Jamaica, I have to do something important.
B: ok
In reality, A tricked B to Jamaica to pick up his ex girlfriend without announcing it beforehand. Smh
B: you’re a bullshit lurer

by Ya mon Jamaica November 25, 2021

Bullshit

When your English teacher tells your class in the beginning of the day that you will do a worksheet in class the next day, but then decides to change her mind at the last minute of the school day, and ony tells the last class.

Me: What happened over the past night was bullshit!
Friend: It sure as Hell was

by Dat_Dank_Dude_From_Detroit May 4, 2018

Bullshit

1. When people say random shit to your face
2. Lies

3. One might say: I'm allergic to peoples bullshit

a random loser: OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOUR BOYFRIEND R*PED ME LAST NIGHT!!!
You: *Realizes you don't have a boyfriend*
You: THAT'S COMPLETE BULLSHIT

by Your non-existing friend May 4, 2022

Fravernakel Bullshit

A common saying used by white people, when they're extremely mad, to describe something that is completely preposterous and untrue.

Store Clerk: "We're all out of porridge sir."

White guy : "What do you mean you're out of porridge? That's some fravernakel bullshit! Let me speak to your manager."

Store Clerk: "You're complaining to my manager? That's some fravernakel bullshit!"

by Mr. Word Smith February 27, 2010

Neuro-Bullshit

Reference to some neurological study or brain imaging study or MRI study or 'the brain points light up here' study which has value implications about something super complex, but is used by a speaker to baffle their audience, claim expertise, and make a point that can't be refuted (unless the audience is neuroscientists).

Look at that speaker putting all that Neuro-Bullshit on the presentation screen at the start of their lecture in order to convince us that what they're saying about how people behave is right. They're not a neuroscientists and neither are we, why are they showing us brain photos?!

by Human Peacocking March 5, 2024

No Bullshit Guy

A guy who is generally nice guy but when it comes to serious matters he does not joke around.

James: A customer was disturbing the peace in my shop today, I then phoned the police without even a warning.
Scott: You are must be a no bullshit guy

by Shaman3 January 1, 2023

Bullshit

Mallarie is the definition of bullshit.

"Mallarie is always full of bullshit"

by Baseball31 July 6, 2017