Bullshit

Most probably whatever it is you are doing professionally.

Dude I have been reviewing the backlog recently. It seems we must circle back and touch base with a session of planning poker so we can better redistribute the story point estimates of our latest feature, im not just doing bullshit I swear.

by Pretend Coder July 29, 2025

Baked Bean Bullshit

Some much bullshit it's packed in a can

Showing up to work after a long list of tasks
That is some baked bean Bullshit.

by Carbonated steele October 22, 2025

Encyclopedia of Bullshit

When someone chats so much shit you almost get drowned in it. They can chat shit about any topic from A-Z. Like Wikipedia but a Wikipedia where donations are your time and self esteem.

Why can you say chicken nuggs and Quizzy 2 and I can't say shat. I can't keep up with you, you're like an Encyclopedia of Bullshit.

by Happy Potter November 6, 2025

Gaster Bullshit

"Gaster Bullshit" is when a game has major fourth wall breaks, ARG links, hidden mysteries, or anything other elements that could be compared to W.D. Gaster. Also used for any sketchy shit going on in Deltarune that probably connects to him.

"I heard oneshot had a bunch of gaster bullshit so i had to give it a try"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE KNIGHT HAS HOLES IN ITS HANDS??? THIS IS GASTER BULLSHIT BRO"

by ElliottLava January 10, 2026

Bullshit lurer

Someone who likes to describe about something inferior as superior or trick his friend to somewhere to pick up somebody the friend does not know.

Hey, I know a place that gives out free food. Come with me to get it. In reality, it’s just some government food or church food that’s about to expire.
Hey, let’s go to Jamaica, I need to do something. When they get there, the bullshit lurer wants the friend to pick up his ex girlfriend.

by Ya mon Jamaica November 23, 2021

fuck this urban name dictionary bullshit

Sorry not sorry this shit isn’t true smd and lick a big toe

Bullshit, Dogshit, Fuckaroo name bullshit.
Fuck this urban name dictionary bullshit

by Fuck It Delete Your Phone November 23, 2021

Egghead Bullshit

Policies, procedures, or regulations that have no real-world value and solve no real-world problems but only exists because some overpaid idiot thought it sounded good.

Overpaid Egghead: We need to double sterilize the sterilized things to make sure they are sterile.

Rational Human Being: Sounds like Egghead Bullshit.

by SOP-DUMB Author January 21, 2025