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Bullshitting Liar

they're such a bullshitting liar. I hate them
by lilbaconbaby January 11, 2015
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Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit

When some schmuck starts rambling about moral bullshit that they believe to be the objective truth. Usually happens when they themselves have no stakes in the matter and are just an onlooker. Not an actual Buddhist 9 out of 10 times,but you never know.
Example one:
Todd: "I can't believe Jerry shoved my wife down the stairs,I'm gonna slap that bastard!"
Frank: "Two wrongs don't make a right."
Todd: "Get off of your Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit,you don't even know me or my family."

Example two:
Todd: "I can't believe Jerry killed my wife,I'm gonna go on a revenge quest."
Some idiot who treats samurai movie stereotypes as actual moral code: "No,you mustn't go for revenge,it's objectively 100% bad according to the old man on the mountain."
Todd: "Fuck off with your Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit."

Example three:

Marcus: "Yeah,that austrian painter guy who did WW2 was a real piece of shit."
Jim: "You mean Hitler?"
Marcus: "Don't say his name,you give evil power by naming it."
Jim: "Marcus,what kind of Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit are you going off about? He's been dead for years."
by Lazthedictionist October 2, 2024
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Winging Bullshit

SOMTHING TO DO WHEN YOU DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING... ITS FUCKING GRIM CITY...
MATTHEW IS WINGING BULLSHIT... HE IS THROWING SHIT EVERYWHERE.
by bb GRIM CITY January 20, 2020
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Circle-Jerking Bullshit

A term originally used by Markiplier meaning that a certain occurrence is very unpleasant and utter bullshit.
It is derived from the not-so-fun game of jerking off in a circle around a cracker and the last one to cum has to eat it. Therefore, the term "circle-jerking bullshit" just means that what just happened was stupid and irrational and extremely, extreeeeemeely unpleasant.
"This game doesn't fucking work! Every time I move, I die -- it's just fucking circle-jerking bullshit!"
by anon_king May 29, 2018
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Bullshit

There's a lot of bullshit going on around the world and there will always be as long as it, along with the human race are around, both which will go away forever sometime, but not at the same time.
by PhoenixGamer34 March 12, 2023
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Bullshit

1. Internet slang as an extended way to say "Shit"
2. Non-formal word for referencing to physical bull poop. Definition 2 is less likely to be seen.
1. This is bullshit!
2. A bull left some bullshit here.
by dswqsa895 January 9, 2024
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Bullshit 9 ball game

New rules for 9 ball.

New additional rules for 9 ball..

* winning with ball in hand.

-* making a high quality shot you made 50%

** making 9 ball with que ball not on intention

-** making a higher quality shot you made 15%

*** making 9 ball with double kiss

-*** making a 2 ball combination on the 9 ball

****making 9 ball with 2 ball hit not on intention

-**** making a 3 ball combination on the 9 ball

***** making 9 ball with 3 ball hit not on intention

-***** making a 4 ball combination on the 9 ball.
This is my bullshit 9 ball game rules. Have fun with them.
by Kuehlstein May 7, 2018
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