Brian Carlson

The act of being self deceived; thinking one is "pro" at life.

So what's Thomas been up to lately?

Oh he's been playing a lot of Halo 5 lately, he thinks he all Brian Carlson now.

by Thomas Brooke June 27, 2009

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Brian Trotter

A person who moves at the pace of a sloth, with the strategic urgency of a turtle, and the commitment level of someone perpetually AFK (Away From Keyboard).

“Don’t wait on Brian Trotter to finish—he’s on that turtle time again.” 🐢

by Zxphx August 1, 2025

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Brian

The most handsome man you know and have a very big dick

Jessica: Hey have you seen Brian?
Ana: Yeah he is so hot and has a big dick

by Jordan1457247 November 27, 2021

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brian waszczyk

BEST GYM TEACHER IN THE WORLD

Brian waszczyk is the best gym teacher in the world

by CATILINI March 14, 2018

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brian is honestly the best guy you could ever come across. he’s a very hard working man and would do anything for the person he loves. he’s very strict on his own feelings but is also scared to lose people. he’ll do anything to keep you happy and smiling. he loves spider-man and god of war ,, he wants to experience every little thing w his one and only and he gives you his very best no matter what. he’s very sensitive though and he must be protected and loved at all costs. and i’m so glad i get to call this one brian mine < 3

brian is the most prettiest boy ever.

by heaven < 3 November 13, 2022

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