Hungarian Breakfast

When a a tag along girl thats sexually obsessed with you sleeps over your house for the hundredth time in a row and you can't get rid of her so you the next morning you take a morning piss and the left over cum from your condom and mix in into the pan cake batter to serve to her.

Steven: Hey man, I heard Jess has been cock riding you all month.

Jimbo: Yeah, no worries, I gave her a Hungarian Breakfast yesterday.

Steven: WHAT?! Five points!

by Richard Monokolis May 12, 2010

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Eat Breakfast

Code word for masturbation.

You: Hey teacher did you eat breakfast today?
Teacher: Why yes I did and it was quite delectable!
You: Lul

by Charles Lulson May 8, 2008

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Miami Breakfast

When you start putting on tanning lotion and this somehow leads to a handjob.

We would've got to the beach sooner, but we decided to go for a nice Miami Breakfast first.

by Asmodeuss July 21, 2009

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Truck Driver's Breakfast

An unhealthy or unsanitary meal eaten after a big night out. Typically includes carcinogenic foods available from your local servo and supplemented with uppers or downers. Eaten purely for convenience as opposed to nutritional value, hence the prefix Truck Driver's.

Foods eaten for breakfast that can conveniently be held in one-hand while the other is used for driving: chiko rolls, suasage rolls, pies, hotdogs, pluto pups, spring rolls, dim sims etc. Deep fried, pastry-covered or battered is imperative.

eg: After a trashy night out Joey treated herself to a Truck Driver's Breakfast: a joint, a pie and a blue powerade.

by Coco Schmoko September 8, 2009

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