Bestiality

Sexual intercourse between a human and a real, non-human animal.

Ignorant Individual: “Furry Porn is beastiality!”

Normal Person: “Actually furry porn by definition isn’t bestiality. Furries are human(anthro) animals. Anthropomorphism is completely separate from bestiality or zoophilia. Not that that matters, considering bestiality refers to real animals like dogs and horses, not furries, pokémon, dragons, aliens, or monsters.”

by semennachos February 13, 2021

bestest

Opposite to worstest.

You are the bestest human being available!

He is the worstest scum ever.

by Melita July 20, 2008

beastie

noun- A somewhat familiar name for things like goblins, ghosts, ghouls, or what have you.

In "Lord of the Flies," the name represented both a tangible and mental thing or fear. Can be used to describe scary people, parents, people you don't like, or a certain band.

Also has a much nicer ring to it than "beast." Beauty and the Beastie just sounds... friendlier.

Jobob- "Jimmee! That dern beastie right nearly et my fingars off!"

Jimmee- "Leyt's get outta heyr then!"

by Hans le Noir February 3, 2006

BESTEST

Think about the good.

Now think about the best.

Well, bestest is better than the best. Now you can go use it all over the nerd forums on the Internet and try to look cool.

Nerd1: 0MG LoLz I HaEV C00kies!1
Nerd2: YaY C00KIES!1!111111oneone
Guy trying to look like a cool nerd: YEZ COOKIES ARE TEH BESTEST EVAH LOLOLOLO
Nerd1: ...
Nerd1: Asshole.

by Jonny12345 October 31, 2007

Bestiality

A form of porn that contains human on animal action. One person who watches this is Ben Botelho. He watches many styles of bestiality. One of his favorite styles is horse porn. He loves to get off to horses get with men and/or women. Watch those colons!!! :)

Ben Botelho loves to watch bestiality especially when horses fornicate with men.

by Ben Botelho November 20, 2006

bessie

adj; used to describe someones alter ego when they're consuming alcoholic substances and acting RAUNCHY!

noun; drunk shit

"woah, put bessie away"
"maybe you should stop drinking.. your bessie's showing!"

by christin heart May 29, 2008

besties

nancy and susana the people you can depend on to be there for you when there is no one else you can talk to the girls you can truly say you trust without any doubt the people who are not two faced, when you tell them something they wont tell anyone, the only girls I love . The people I am greatful to have met.

kid 1 : "hey do you have a bestfriend"

me: "no but I have nancy and susana they're even better they're my besties"

(:

by mcLover17 November 1, 2009