Schrödinger's Ape Paradox

Apes that are simultaneously retarded and highly informed.

I guess all their fancy quantum physics models failed to solve the Schrödinger's Ape paradox.

Turns out that Apes are simultaneously retarded and highly-informed, resulting in Kenny having to quantum oscillate deez nuts.

by TrueBananaMonkey November 19, 2021

Camping Like An Ape

To wait in one spot while resembling a large gorilla/trill Black Man who roams the streets. Usualy looks menacing, and can also be very iritating.

That negro man is Camping like an Ape outside that gas station; Its making me nervous.

by CHoulBAMF08 August 17, 2007

ape shit crazy

an avanced version of ape shit

Ape Shit + Hyphy = Ape Shit Crazy

by truth {906} August 22, 2007

ape dos mil

an awesome song by the awesome band "glassjaw".

in portuguese, this means one of a thousand, or something like that.

-im gonna buy myself a sagway!
-you're ape dos mil..

by taylorbaylor July 25, 2009

Josh Mitchell ape

Just a straight up dumb cunt like dead set who the fuck would name there kid that. They must be fucked up. Like straight up retarded cunt

Brush he's a fully tarded cunt, must be a "josh Mitchell ape"

by Lol siege sqwad April 28, 2017

AP Calculus BC

An advanced placement (AP) Calculus course taken in high school. This course features two semesters of college level Calculus, while the previous level available in highschool (Calculus AB) features 1 semester of Calculus 1. Calculus AB is considered a simpler, less in-depth version of Calculus BC.

"Are you taking AP calculus AB next year?"

"No I decided to take AP calculus BC because I want a challenge."

by Bakayaro Konoyaro November 17, 2013

Going Ape Shit

The act of dropping your pants to your ankles, and shitting in a standing formation whilst screaming profanities and waving your hands above your head in a fit of rage.

Pandafight was charged for opening the refridgerator at the hotel this weekend, and we he was going ape shit.

by burnadettexo June 28, 2011