Angry Pirate

This is a Caribbean method. First get your girlfriend to give you head, but before youre done, squirt her in her eye with- you know- causing her to lose vision... then when she stands up, kick her in her shin. Watch her hold her eye and hop on 1 leg- AARGH!!!

She didn't like the parrot for her birthday after the angry pirate incident

by Sultan O'Saints April 23, 2005

Angry Husband

The "Angry Husband" is a hard back hand shot in Ping Pong. It is called an Angry Husband because the shot is very similar to that of a man whacking some broad in the teeth.

Person 1 " Damn pulled of that angry husband today... he didn't even see it come "

Person 2 " That was prime. Looked like Steve hittin' his ho the other night "

by Levi is a FAG March 23, 2009

Angry Joe

A person that has irrational hate on a thing or more often a video game without good understanding of it.

Person 1: Yo, you see how much Mike hated Minecraft even though he has barely played it?
Person 2: Yeah he was real Angry Joe about it.

by MagicMairou June 5, 2020

I'm not angry

......-_-. Obviously, I'm really angry, don't annoy me, get lost please.

Tanya : "Are you angry?"

Wendy : "....I'm not angry"

Tanya : "Are you sure? Are you mad at me?"

Wendy : ".-_-^..no.."

Tanya : "Then what's wrong???"

Wendy : "...............You."

by Lollica May 12, 2010

Angry Unicorn

When you freeze your dick and tape it to your head and go around town stabbing people with it

i was so mad yesterday, i wanted to angry unicorn everybody

by Shishujohnny April 26, 2012

angry dwarf

when a man is having intercourse he shrinks himself to dwarf size, climbs into the girls vagina and lives there for weeks on end

i havent seen johnny in a while he must have done the angry dwarf to that girl the other day

by Mint Grizzly August 7, 2008

angry tits

reference to a women's breasts that make the viewer angry. the work was untimatly not worth it

joe spent 3 months adn nearly $1000 trying to get her shit off and she had the worst pair of angry tits he had ever seen.

Alison had really angry tits

by angry February 9, 2005