Alisia

The worst mistake of your life. Alisia will make you feel loved and then leave you like nothing ever happened. They are selfish, gaslighting, careless, ugly and fat.

"I really regret knowing Alisia"

by iamchar March 17, 2024

Alison Schröder

Witch. Bartender. Nudist. Alison Schröder does it all with style and class, in English and in German. There truly is no one like Alison Schröder.

Alison Schröder is a beautiful, charming woman

by Ali Berlin March 21, 2024

Alistair Tusar

The personification of intelligence and also SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????

Your really acting like Alistair Tusar when you say SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????

by The True and Real Definitions July 11, 2024

alismary

Fat girl in my 6th period

Alismary hi

by Naimafatgirl June 1, 2024

Alise

Alise is so amazing and the best.

alise is amazing

by definitelynotAlise June 3, 2024

Alison Traffic Cone

A variation of the Slovakian Traffic Cone, wherein an individual, typically called Alison, shoves a traffic cone up your ass, no lube, and proceeds to screech like a banshee into it hoping for cave-like echos

Person 1: How did the meeting go?
Person 2: I got served the Alison Traffic Cone. I will need an ice-pack.

by SimpleText March 26, 2026

alisa

an alisa is a woman who will stalk your family and touch you until you date her

damm she is such an alisa

by NGT999 December 9, 2024